Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Hotel California (is seriously stuck in my head)


     Behold an editorial I wrote for one of my classes. It's intended for an LDS audience, particularly someone at or familiar with BYU but, since as per usual I haven't written anything for a while and I have a feeling that it would never actually get published in "The Universe" I figured I'd throw it on here.

         I always assumed that Hotel California was just a too long song that had to be endured once in a blue moon, generally when in the company of those over forty. That is until I became a student at BYU and signed its famous Honor Code. This policy must be followed by all who associate with the university, be it as a student, faculty member, or in any other way. In almost all aspects it is a solid representation of the standards established by BYU and the LDS church, and serves as a strong moral code of conduct for those who willingly choose to pattern their lives after Christ. There is however, one little phrase that makes me say “welcome to the Hotel California.” And no, it’s not the lack of spirits.
       In the third section of the code can be found the member loss policy. This policy states that “Excommunication, disfellowshipment, or disaffiliation from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints automatically results in the loss of good Honor Code standing.” What this means is that a student of no religious identification or any religious identification aside from being LDS is allowed total religious freedom. But once a student becomes a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (herby known as The Church), all religious freedom is lost. If an LDS member chooses to convert to another faith or simply to no longer associate with The Church, he is no longer in good standing with the Honor Code, and can no longer teach at, attend, or even graduate from BYU. Such a stance blatantly disregards the teachings of The Church, the ideals of Christ, and even the idea of honor itself. As well as of course bring that famous Eagles hotel to life, albeit a bit more eastward than originally intended.   
         To attend school at BYU, every year students must receive an ecclesiastical endorsement. If you are LDS this means being interviewed by your bishop, who asks you questions to see if you are an active and faithful member of The Church, a person of honesty and integrity, and if you are keeping the other conditions in the Honor Code. In order to pass their ecclesiastical endorsement and continue their education at BYU, students who no longer wish to be LDS must lie to religious leaders, fellow students, and ultimately live a lie, as they continue to participate in general LDS worship practices that they no longer believe in or value. As the Eagles would say, “We are all just prisoners here of our own device”. Such a lifestyle is also not only contrary to the condition in the Honor Code to be honest, but it is the opposite of integrity to one’s beliefs and actions, which is everything that honor claims to be.
        This prevention of allowing for members to reflect on and change their religious values shows a serious lack of trust in students and even faculty by the school. “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.” This apparent need for power and control over beliefs and ideas is defiant of God’s gift of agency, the very thing that we were placed on Earth to exercise and develop. Our own Heavenly Father allows for us to have total religious freedom and beliefs to the point that it could be argued an entire country was founded on the principle. The school that claims to emulate His teachings not only denies this God given right, but also the rights against religious discrimination that this country currently and should forever uphold. The BYU power struggle also creates strong animosity towards members of both The Church and the school. Elder Holland in a 2012 devotional said referring to less active or inactive members that “How we respond in any situation has to make things better, not worse. We can’t act or react in such a way that we are guilty of a greater offense than, in this case, she is.” Banishing from institutions of education those that decide to choose another religious path is rarely considered improving opinions or situations. 
        Worst of all, this principle of the Honor Code is directly contrary to the teachings of The Church. The Honor Code states that it “exists to provide an education in an atmosphere consistent with the ideals and principles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”, meaning that it should theoretically derive its principles from the prophets and should be in harmony with the teachings found in the standard works. However, when the Nephites (who like modern day BYU students were primarily all members of The Church), were presented with a similar problem, Alma tells us that the law was handled a bit differently. 
Now there was no law against a man's belief; for it was strictly contrary to the commands of God that there should be a law which should bring men on to unequal grounds. For thus saith the scripture: Choose ye this day, whom ye will serve. Now if a man desired to serve God, it was his privilege; or rather, if he believed in God it was his privilege to serve him; but if he did not believe in him there was no law to punish him. But if he murdered he was punished unto death; and if he robbed he was also punished; and if he stole he was also punished; and if he committed adultery he was also punished; yea, for all this wickedness they were punished. For there was a law that men should be judged according to their crimes. Nevertheless, there was no law against a man's belief; therefore, a man was punished only for the crimes which he had done; therefore all men were on equal grounds. (Alma 30: 7-11)
        On a similar note, when writing the 11th Article of Faith Joseph Smith said, “We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.” Notice that it does not say “how, where, or what they may as long as they don’t change their minds.” 
        Alma tells us that judging strictly based on beliefs is contrary to the commandment of God. And doesn't something like the commandments of God sound like the kind of thing we would like to uphold in “an atmosphere consistent with the ideals and principles of The Church”? Alma and the Nephites judged others based on their actions and their crimes, and so should we. If a former member of The Church decides to break other aspects of the Honor Code, or harass members, or commit some other form of pre-established reasonably unacceptable crime, than for that action and that action alone the individual should be accordingly punished. To punish a person simply due to his change in religious beliefs is morally cowardly, and in the case of the Honor Code, highly hypocritical, which is another topic Christ had a few things to say about.
         BYU is well known for its ties to The Church, and it reflects this admirably in the majority of its dealings. This however makes the flaws in its Honor Code even more blatant and all the more in need of serious correction. There may come a day when BYU will change its member loss policy of the Honor Code. There may come a day when it will reflect true honor, practice the system of trust instilled in humanity by God himself, and most importantly, reflect the values and principles of the religion that it claims to be derived from. But until that day, welcome to the Hotel California 

Monday, September 2, 2013

Third Time's The Charm!

So, it has begun, the start of the semester in a new apartment and a new ward. Which means meeting a bunch of new people, all of whom ask you after “where are you from?” and “what are you studying?”, “what do you like to do?”.  And I always blank out and end up saying something dumb like. “Umm… I like movies.” To which they always respond “Oh, wow! How interesting and unusual!” Actually no, they never say that. So I decided to come up with 100 not so generic things that I actually enjoy. And in case you were wondering, here it is.


 1) blustery days                                    
2) ballroom dancing
3) reading a good book
4)  watching dumb movies
 and assigning characters/ making new plots
5) music
6) singing
7) ice cream
8) falling asleep in the sun
9) being witty and hearing good wit
10) finding the perfect gift for someone
11) not having to wake up to an alarm
12) creating things
13) photography
14) getting mail
15) all things peppermint
16) exploring
17) trying new things
18) appreciating nature
19) pretty much all water activities
20) light warm wind and sunshine (best weather)
21) the sound of rain, especially at night
22) the sound of trains at night
23) quality time (love language!)
24) walks without time constraints
25) guys in well-tailored suits, especially 3 piece ones
26) guys that can pull of glasses
27) making up stories
28) cooking
29) contests/competitions
30) winning said contests
31) writing
32) lame jokes, especially if they are smart and puny
33) driving on the highway
34) musicals
35) country music (to a point)
36) Good surprises (I love surprises!)
37) comfortable silences
38) playing cards
39) wrestling for fun (Ju jitsu was awesome)
40) lakes and lake houses
41) writing with a pen
42) ghost stories
43) fires
44) camping
45) rock climbing
46) being persuasive
47) circular logic
48) psychology
49) profiling
50) pondering answers to the question “what if?”
51) The church, the knowledge and comfort that it brings and all that good stuff
52) A productive day
53) Picking berries
54) Going barefoot
55) Kids
56) Shade trees
57) Spontaneous activity
58) Teaching
59) Random acts of kindness
60) Blue eyes
61) When guys can pull off stubble
62) Curly hair
63) Fruit
64) Seafood
65) Pasta
66) Popcorn ceilings
67) Softball
68) Making lists (obviously)
69) Going to the library, especially on Sundays
70) Basketball
71) Violins (the best instrument!)
72) Fresh sheets
73) Breaking glass intentionally
74) Chemistry
75) Going to the grocery store
76)Metaphors/similes/analogies/parables/symbolism, etc.
77) Studying religions (all kinds)
78) The colors blue, green, and orange
79) Wall ball
80) 4 square
81) Summer nights out
82) Winter nights in
83) Fall and winter afternoons
84) Walking in the season’s first snowfall
85) Skipping rocks
86) Crocheting
87) Scrapbooking
88) Driving at night
89) Sandwiches
90) Interior design
91) Food network
92) Japanese culture
93) Japanese food
94) Short stories
95) Green river pop
96) Jones soda
97) Guitar
98) Good ads
99) Theater
100) History 



Sunday, April 28, 2013

A Semester in Review, Kind of

 Well hey there friends. Guess we relearned the lesson that really we already knew. When it isn't a mandatory class assignment I just plain old suck at blogging. But, I think I might have something that can maybe make up for my horrible shortcomings this semester. While I didn't blog, I did do something semi similarish. At the start of the semester I made a paper chain for each school day. On one side I wrote an inspirational quote and on the other side at the end of the day I wrote something good that happened that day. Then as I was packing up my stuff to move I looked at them and wrote them all down here. Some days not much happened and I kind of had to stretch. Other days a lot of stuff happened. Anyway, here you go. I semester in very brief review. 


1/7 Got a ride home from the grocery store from a generous stranger 
1/8 Found my lost mp3 player
 1/9 Drove Julie's car home without dying
1/11Started scrapbook plans
1/14 Wrote Seth and Aaron 
1/15 Got ice cream with my roommates
1/16 Dropped Food Sci and added bowling 
1/17 Found out I've got the skills for a few real jobs
1/18 Got to hang out with Autumn before she left
1/21 Made some awesome scotch tape ads (my first of the kind) 
1/22 Came up with 50 sharpie ideas quicker than the last assignment
1/23 First day of bowling
1/24 Got offered an interview for a real job
1/26 Bought groceries to make real food! 
1/28 Got a 4 in Japanese 
1/29 First day of dinner group
1/30 Met some cool kids with serious friend potential
1/31 Had a theological conversation with Riley and discovered some awesome hot chocolate

2/1 Chinese food with Amy
2/4 Finally got an idea for Tabasco 
2/5 Prof. Cutri liked my idea (a small miracle)
2/6 Found prospective housing. Went to the temple
2/7 Letter from Aaron arrived at home.
2/8 Made an amazing German Chocolate Cake from scratch 
2/11 Had to stay up far to late but was able to get everything done
2/12 Class was late but... so was I
2/13 Got a new bowling score. The ID checker at the gym knew me by name.  
2/14 Barrett and I's idea got pitched to the client
2/15 Got asked out by Shane. Grant was alright.
2/18 Made sense of Aaron's crazy letter  
2/19 Awesome conversation with Riley (what did we talk about? I don't remember, ha ha)
2/20 Got ring checked 
2/21 Got to drive the Zamboni and didn't have to mop by hand at work anymore
2/22 Japanese Party!  
2/25 New bowling high score. Sold my contract!
2/26 Got an interview with the psych department
2/27 Rocked my oral exam
2/28 First letters from Riley this year arrived 

 3/1 Made sushi
3/4 Got a letter from Seth
3/5 Only had to look up a few words in Seth's letter
3/6 Got a package from home! 
3/7 Found an amazing group for the 24/1 project
3/8 Night at the HFAC and presentation of the 24/1. Came in 3rd place.
3/11 New bowling high score and had fun with Andrew
3/12 Finished my homework early, went to bed at a decent hour! 
3/13 Hung out with David and Morgan at The Wall
3/14 Pi day party in Brigham Square
3/15 Bonfire with the McKenzie gang 
3/18 Played Frisbee and football at the park
3/19 Two letters from Riley. The first since he's been gone 
3/20 New bowling high score, got a turkey, and saw Brother Coon in the Wilk
3/21 Watched To Kill A Mockingbird in the library 
3/25 Got a new high score in bowling and a turkey. My elbow stopped hurting so I started going back to the gym
3/26 Had fun with Fiat ideas. Got to see Kim
3/27 Stacey saved me at the store. New bowling high score. 
3/28 SPSS fun with Barrett and Fenton. The apartment painting was finally done!
3/29 Got off work early

4/1 Got to enjoy a hardcore rain storm
4/2 Went to a party with Sarah
4/3 Pie with Bad *
4/4 Went to Jon's concert
4/5 Met Jacob and went to a Lacross game and Les Miserables with him and company 
4/8 Last day of Media Law
4/9 The snow melted!
4/10 Eggcelent (yes it was about eggs) brainstorming with Fiat team. Got asked out by Jacob.
4/11 SRA client presentation and fun while waiting for it with Barrett
4/12 KTA initiation and the half show. Our project took 3rd place. 
4/15 Finished Media Law final. Last Japanese CC's.
4/16 Last day of classes 
4/17 Hung out in SLC with Jon. "Conqured" Shamballa.
4/18 Talked about conspiracies with Quin 
4/19 Found a place to store my stuff for the summer 
4/22 Took my last final
4/23 Last day of work
4/24 Last official day of the semester and celebrated with and cereal party with David and company
4/25 Went home

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Thursday, January 24, 2013

It's a start

Here are the 10 ads I mentioned in my previous post










Staying Alive

Yes, yes, I am still alive, even though you wouldn't know it from my lack of posting. School's been in for about 3 weeks now and things are moving right along. Also, it is freezing outside and I mean that quite literally. Tuesday on my walk to class it was -2 degrees. Today we had frozen rain. It was intense. I've never been in temperatures like this before for such an extended period of time, but I think that I'm starting to adjust. The other day I remember thinking that it was "warm" and then finding out that it was something like 12 degrees. I guess though that this is the coldest winter Provo has had in something like 30 years. It's certainly different from last year.

Aside from being chilled to the bone I've been making some awesome ads. And by awesome I mean mediocer, but awesome by my standards. I'm taking 3 ad classes, one is media law/ethics (lots of law, but not as boring as you might think), research methods (a lot more interesting than you might think), and creative concepts. It's the creative concepts class where I get to make mediocre ads. Last Thursday we were told to have 5 ads for scotch tape by Tuesday. Well, I thought it was pretty quick to expect 5 finished ads in a weekend but I finished them all in about two days. I was pretty caught off guard Tuesday then when we were told to have 5 sharpie ads by today. I finished them all in a night though! It's taking some time but I'm getting much better with Photoshop/Gimp.

In my research methods class on Tuesday we played with eye tracking software, and by played I mean didn't touch it because it's really expensive. We did learn about it though and watch how it works. The tech tracked two volunteers, a guy and a girl, to show how  they tend to look at different things and I was the girl guinea pig. Ha, thanks mom for making me volunteer for things!You can be glad to know that your influence has allowed me to add having my eyes tracked to the list of crazy things I've volunteered for, along with: trying on Samurai armor, interviewing Darren Shan, operating mining equipment, and I'm sure other thing I just can't think of.

Advertising classes aside Japanese 102 is kicking my butt as expected and I'm taking bowling as my fun class. I've only had it for one class period though since I was previously taking Intro to Food Science. I had high hopes for that class but after going to it for awhile it felt like it was going to be pretty dull so I dropped it. That was the first time that I'd dropped a class after attending it, it was a little weird.

I've also started working in the ad lab. I'm on the Mormon Messages campaign currently and even though we haven't had to many meetings I think that we've come up with some pretty good ideas and I'm excited to keep working  on it. It'll be I think a good way to get myself more involved with the lab too. 

So yeah, that's what I've been doing. Hopefully I'll keep warm and you'll hear from me again soon. Until then, stay classy!

Monday, January 7, 2013

Dear World,

I made it to Provo alive, and even though when I got up this morning it was 5 degrees, I didn't freeze to death. I'm trying to go to bed earlier though (like that can happen) so I'll fill you in later. For now just be glad in knowing that I am indeed alive.